Apt commentary here.
UPDATE: A law student from a top law school (not Texas) writes: "The 'masturbating judge' story you link to has, for a while, provided a new way of ranking nuttiness among judges. When I've spoken with some colleagues about judges they've worked for they can now say things like, 'well, he was pretty crazy. I mean, not penis-pump crazy, but pretty crazy anyway.' Penis-pump crazy now sets a new standard for nuttiness for judges. It will be interesting to see how many can live up to it."